Penny Candy

Whatever happened to it? If anybody answers, "Inflation" they're gonna get a hoof in the mouth. The whole idea of getting a sweet piece of awesome for a whole penny is awesome.

I wish we could bring it back.

Black

More Breakfast for Dinner

Oh yeah. And French toast is awesome too!

I love imported food.

Gus

Breakfast for dinner

There's nothing better than breakfast for dinner. Especially pancakes.

It's two great tastes that taste great together. Cake and pan . . . er, um . . . you get what I'm saying. . .

Pancakes!

Gus

300 channels . . .

That's right. We've got 300 channels. Digital Cable and Satellite TV and there's nothing on. Nada. Zip. Nuthin.

How come we still get a bill. Well, Farmer gets the bill . . . but you get the idea.

Goin' to bed,

Black

Banana bread

One of Farmer’s friends had some extra bananas. Not just one or two . . . we’re talking cases. He gave them to Farmer. So, for the past couple days, Farmer has been baking all these bananas into banana bread. At first it was great. A nice warm banana flavored bread with some tasty nuts. But after about the fifteenth loaf, it’s getting old.

Plus now Gus smells like bananas.

Black

As the Crow Flies

Today was garbage day at the farm. Farmer dragged the plastic dumpster out to the edge of the drive way. Me and Gus watched him as he pulled the container through the snow. A bunch of crows landed on the top. Somehow they opened the top and got inside. Boy, Farmer was mad. He rushed out and chased them away. The crows flew into the telephone wires.

Gus said, "Why do they say, "as the crow flies"? They don't seem to go very far."

He has a point.

Black.

Back to the Grind

Well we got about two feet of snow Friday and we spent the weekend digging out. Back breaking shoveling and tedious moving of tons of white snow. It was the heavy wet good snowball making kind.

The only good thing to come out of it was the Hot Chocolate!

Black